Hey wifey

"OPPOsaurus WRX" (opposaurus) 11/30/2018 at 18:57 • Filed to: None

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The Chinese food has a message for you

WilliamsSW > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/30/2018 at 19:00

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Is this an announcement or a shitpost? :)

Chariotoflove > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/30/2018 at 19:01

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#that’swhatshesaid.gif

Highlander-Datsuns are Forever > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/30/2018 at 19:07

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For some reason I keep reading “ B ig things coming in furniture .”

OPPOsaurus WRX > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 11/30/2018 at 19:19

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I hope not.  That sounds like a mess I don't want to clean up

OPPOsaurus WRX > WilliamsSW 11/30/2018 at 19:21

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Wishful thinking. She’s miserable with a cold. My chances are as good as an alroad making  it to 10 0k miles without a major problem

WilliamsSW > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/30/2018 at 19:24

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Yuk - even an attempt will just get you in trouble. Much like an Allroad, I guess...

Ash78, voting early and often > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/30/2018 at 19:28

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Is that syntax intentionally racist? I mean, I enjoy a good “Confucius say” quip but I’m not writing fortune cookies for the masses

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/30/2018 at 19:45

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I need to make a full post about this sometime so Oppo can debate if this person is a genius or idiot, but there is someone near me using a first generation allroad as a work vehicle in right now  2018.

If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent > OPPOsaurus WRX 11/30/2018 at 20:15

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I bet it's another set of twins.

WilliamsSW > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 11/30/2018 at 20:29

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TAX DEDUCTIBLE REPAIRS! GENIUS!

And probably the idiot thing, too.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > WilliamsSW 11/30/2018 at 21:17

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At first I thought idiot. But the more I thought about it maybe he’s a genius. Air suspension broke? Don’t care work wagon. Leave it running outside of Home Depot because it may not start again if you turn it off? Don’t care work wagon and who is gonna steal an allroad you can’t gove those things away . Also it stays warm inside. Haha look at the idiot using an unreliable old Audi as a “24 hour emergency service” vehicle! Oh crap some pipe just broke and now my house it flooding who should I call? Oh there’s a picture of that yellow Audi with a phone number on my phone...

Stef Schrader > Highlander-Datsuns are Forever 12/01/2018 at 02:29

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Oh, I realized it was time to go to sleep tonight when I misread a dude’s name as “Scheiße.”

(S o of course I’m still goofing off on the internet.)

Stef Schrader > Stef Schrader 12/01/2018 at 03:37

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UPDATE: please help, I’ve just read the name “Assenheimer” and that one is real

OPPOsaurus WRX > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 12/01/2018 at 08:19

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Damn, that looks like it's in good shape.  Repairs can be a business write off.  I hope he has good profits

OPPOsaurus WRX > Ash78, voting early and often 12/01/2018 at 08:21

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I bet its written by some Chinese so it's probably natural

OPPOsaurus WRX > If only EssExTee could be so grossly incandescent 12/01/2018 at 08:22

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I hope not. I couldnt take it.

FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/01/2018 at 09:04

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Northern New Mexico is a strange  fairy tale land of old Audi, Volvo and Subaru wagons in flawless condition.  

Ash78, voting early and often > OPPOsaurus WRX 12/01/2018 at 09:45

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Ironically possible (since fortune cookies are American). Still better than any pamphlets I’ve gotten in an Amazon order in the past 5 years.

But I have to say that my new Apple Watch  band is definitely make for adjustable pleasure factor to wrist sizing. 100%.

OPPOsaurus WRX > FTTOHG Has Moved to https://opposite-lock.com 12/01/2018 at 16:11

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Yea, the salty roads of New England winters destroys everything